obligatory texting post

[mossheaded]

new comm who dis

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[mossheaded]

GIVE THEM BACK

[horos]

no!! they're perfectly fine where they are!

[mossheaded]

[ if mihawk finds out, he will never hear the end of it. ]

when the hell did you
YOURE NOT KEEPING THEM!!!

[horos]

I DON'T WANT THEM
I JUST MADE THEM PRETTIER (╯ᗒᗣᗕ）╯

[ she should be getting THANKED!! ]

[mossheaded]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT THAT

[horos]

because now you'll think of me when you see them ♡(◡‿◡)

[mossheaded]

i dont need a bunch of stupid ribbons for that
take them off

[horos]

YES YOU DO otherwise you're just gonna run off and do your dumb training again!!!

[mossheaded]

dont be an idiot
not like some bows are gonna stop me

[ ... ]

ill be back after

[horos]

I'M NOT AN IDIOT

[ how dare he??? ]

you're just gonna get lost later

[mossheaded]

then dont act like one!!!
told you before i was here to train

I WONT GET LOST

[ yes, he will. ]

[horos]

but what about ME??
what am i supposed to do all day while you're playing with swords?

[ perona, girl, you don't even have to be here. ]

[mossheaded]

take a nap

[ works for him. or drink booze - actually, considering the wine incident, don't do that.

... how the hell should he know?! ]

[horos]

i can't do that ALL day
do you think i can be that boring??

[ zoro, don't you know anything about fun? is she lazy half the time and lounging in bed anyway? maybe, but that's besides the point. ]

[mossheaded]

youre the one who doesnt know what to do

[ sure he does! he has fun. his fun just involves cutting things, okay? if she wants to do that... ]

[horos]

i do know!! you just don't wanna do it with me!

[mossheaded]

didnt say i wouldnt
i said not now

dont be so impatient