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ʀᴏʀᴏɴᴏᴀ ᴢᴏʀᴏ ([personal profile] mossheaded) wrote in [community profile] funkybar2025-05-17 01:50 am

obligatory texting post



new comm who dis
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟏𝟒𝟗)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-05-30 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he gets ready to argue that zoro isn't being clear about what exactly he didn't notice — until that image comes through, sanji giving a squint as he looks at it closely, the sight of those pecs nearly ready to burst through the shirt the first thing he sees before he actually sees what shirt it actually is. ]

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING IT????
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟕𝟓)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-05-30 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
WEAR YOUR OWN DAMN SHIRT
TAKE IT OFF YOU'RE FUCKING STRETCHING IT
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟎𝟒)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-05-30 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN DONT WEAR ANY
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BUTTONS
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟑𝟔)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-05-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's too consumed with fury to realize what he's brought upon himself. ]

you idiot
you don't even own shirts like that
how the hell do you get it mixed???
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟏𝟓𝟎)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-05-30 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
do you think your laundry cleans itself????

[ he knows his wardrobe against his will!!! ]

do you even look at what you're grabbing or are you that empty headed
sanji: (ᴘᴏsᴛ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟏𝟎)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-06-01 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ungrateful!!! ]

why would i wear your stinky ass clothes???
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟏𝟑𝟐)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-06-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
like any detergent has the power to get rid of your gross sweat

[ does he have that scent put to memory? shut up!! ]

because i LIKE it, idiot
sanji: (ᴘᴏsᴛ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟐𝟑)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-06-01 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
whatever
figures you wouldn't get it


[ he's pouty but after a moment, he'll add, ]

it's one of the few i have left from living on the baratie
sanji: (ᴘᴏsᴛ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟎𝟎𝟔)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-06-01 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sanji isn't expecting much, because he knows that zoro wouldn't find the value in a shirt. he could probably fight him more on this, but honestly, he gets very little from putting up an argument with him like this, compared to the more typical physical nature of it. ]

probably ripped the seams with that dumb chest of yours too

[ maybe a little more fight just to comment on those tits for good measure. ]

just leave it on my bed
i'll deal with it
sanji: (ᴘʀᴇ-sᴋɪᴘ ꩜ 𝟏𝟔𝟔)

[personal profile] sanji 2025-06-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's the ever present continued annoyance in the fact that one of his more valued pieces of clothing had certainly been through the ringer today, his face wincing every time his mind thinks of those torn buttons (as he ignores the other pulsing thrum in thinking of that chest nearly bursting out of the fabric). fortunately, he's distracted enough with other tasks around the galley to keep himself from getting too lost in that frustration, not until he has a chance to make it back to the cabin.

at first, he's obviously confused, seeing buttons attached to the shirt, before a closer examination notices that uncoordinated stitching. as his fingers brush along the back, he feels the odd bumps of extra threading, his face dropping to a blank stare and he realizes the job is even shabbier than a first glance would suggest.

it's a horrible, embarrassing effort — but it's an effort all the same. and sanji's plenty surprised.

and maybe a little touched.




so, fine, he sends another message, finally. ]


first time you pick up a needle?