obligatory texting post

[mossheaded]

new comm who dis

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[mossheaded]

[ 'good enough'. he doesn't own short shorts, but he doesn't need them for his ass to look twice as good. ]

shut up
dont see why im buying your drinks too

[ and yet, he is still doing as instructed and heading out, wearing a shirt that looks two sizes too small. he's doing it under protest and the promise of booze! ]

[cocoyashi]

[ All according to keikaku. ]

Oh? Are you going to prove me wrong and be the hottest man in the wettest shirt?

BECAUSE YOU OWE ME STUPID.

[mossheaded]

stupid if someones shirt can be wetter

[ are there not wetness rules? should they not all be the same level of wet?!

of course he'll win if he's entering a contest. he has no idea how he can actively be hotter than someone else, but he'll figure it out. ]

fine whatever

[ why does he feel like this is accruing new debt somehow, and not actually paying down what he already has... ]