obligatory texting post

[mossheaded]

new comm who dis

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[mossheaded]

JUST TELL ME YOURSELF!!!

[ hm. he can't say no to going to a bar, but this seems suspicious. ]

quit trying to boss me around
who cares what im wearing

[cocoyashi]

YOU BETTER START CARING IF YOU PLAN ON DRINKING

[mossheaded]

[ ... ]

you actually buying?

[cocoyashi]

I'M NOT REWARDING YOU FOR OWING ME MONEY, IDIOT. YOU ARE EARNING OUR DRINKS TONIGHT.

THAT WHITE SHIRT BETTER BE TIGHT.

[mossheaded]

sounds annoying

[ shows what she knows - this plan will never work. last time he killed a bounty inside the bar, they kicked him out. ]

pervert

[cocoyashi]

It will be easy money if you act like you're enjoying it! SO STOP COMPLAINING. YOU OWE ME.

WHAT?!

[mossheaded]

didnt say i wouldnt go

[ when had he ever not enjoyed fighting? that's a dumb stipulation. ]

asking for a tight shirt
why does that even matter

[cocoyashi]

Can't you trust that I know what I'm doing? How short are your shortest shorts?

[mossheaded]

[ he thinks she knows exactly what she's doing. that's the problem. ]

long

[ he does not like where this is going. ]

[cocoyashi]

Just remember, if you don't win this wet t-shirt contest, you are going to owe me for my personal styling services on top of everything else.

[mossheaded]

[ there it is. ]

you serious?

[cocoyashi]

Hmm. I guess you don't have to worry about the shorts. If the ass really mattered, Sanji would be the better person to ask.

[ She really is a witch tho. ]

[mossheaded]

[ the logical part of him knows this is bait - however, there is no logic involved once the cook is brought up. ]

my ass is better than that swirly idiots

[ he has frame of reference, as he is constantly staring at it. ]

[cocoyashi]

Sure, sure. Whatever you say. Don't worry about it too much. Your chest will be good enough.

[ 💅 ]

Hurry up and come carry my shopping so you can buy us drinks.

[mossheaded]

[ 'good enough'. he doesn't own short shorts, but he doesn't need them for his ass to look twice as good. ]

shut up
dont see why im buying your drinks too

[ and yet, he is still doing as instructed and heading out, wearing a shirt that looks two sizes too small. he's doing it under protest and the promise of booze! ]

[cocoyashi]

[ All according to keikaku. ]

Oh? Are you going to prove me wrong and be the hottest man in the wettest shirt?

BECAUSE YOU OWE ME STUPID.

[mossheaded]

stupid if someones shirt can be wetter

[ are there not wetness rules? should they not all be the same level of wet?!

of course he'll win if he's entering a contest. he has no idea how he can actively be hotter than someone else, but he'll figure it out. ]

fine whatever

[ why does he feel like this is accruing new debt somehow, and not actually paying down what he already has... ]