obligatory texting post

[mossheaded]

new comm who dis

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[mossheaded]

why should my money go to pay for something stupid like that
already gave you what i had

cries in i need to give in and make more icons

[cocoyashi]

Because your money is my money! At least until you pay me back, and since your interest rates are going up next week that won't be happening any time soon!

Now hurry up, I need someone to carry these bags, too.

I wholeheartedly support your efforts. icon-making party, lets go!!

[mossheaded]

DONT JUST DECIDE THAT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

[ he was the one who'd accepted the loan. maybe he should have read the fine print. ]

told you i dont have any
im not your pack mule

[cocoyashi]

YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU REQUESTED AN INVOICE.

[ It's not her fault he sucks at this! ]

Then put on a white shirt and meet me at the bar. Time for you to start earning some money.

[ Three words: wet t-shirt contest. ]

[mossheaded]

JUST TELL ME YOURSELF!!!

[ hm. he can't say no to going to a bar, but this seems suspicious. ]

quit trying to boss me around
who cares what im wearing

[cocoyashi]

YOU BETTER START CARING IF YOU PLAN ON DRINKING

[mossheaded]

[ ... ]

you actually buying?

[cocoyashi]

I'M NOT REWARDING YOU FOR OWING ME MONEY, IDIOT. YOU ARE EARNING OUR DRINKS TONIGHT.

THAT WHITE SHIRT BETTER BE TIGHT.

[mossheaded]

sounds annoying

[ shows what she knows - this plan will never work. last time he killed a bounty inside the bar, they kicked him out. ]

pervert

[cocoyashi]

It will be easy money if you act like you're enjoying it! SO STOP COMPLAINING. YOU OWE ME.

WHAT?!

[mossheaded]

didnt say i wouldnt go

[ when had he ever not enjoyed fighting? that's a dumb stipulation. ]

asking for a tight shirt
why does that even matter

[cocoyashi]

Can't you trust that I know what I'm doing? How short are your shortest shorts?

[mossheaded]

[ he thinks she knows exactly what she's doing. that's the problem. ]

long

[ he does not like where this is going. ]

[cocoyashi]

Just remember, if you don't win this wet t-shirt contest, you are going to owe me for my personal styling services on top of everything else.

[mossheaded]

[ there it is. ]

you serious?

[cocoyashi]

Hmm. I guess you don't have to worry about the shorts. If the ass really mattered, Sanji would be the better person to ask.

[ She really is a witch tho. ]

[mossheaded]

[ the logical part of him knows this is bait - however, there is no logic involved once the cook is brought up. ]

my ass is better than that swirly idiots

[ he has frame of reference, as he is constantly staring at it. ]

[cocoyashi]

Sure, sure. Whatever you say. Don't worry about it too much. Your chest will be good enough.

[ 💅 ]

Hurry up and come carry my shopping so you can buy us drinks.

[mossheaded]

[ 'good enough'. he doesn't own short shorts, but he doesn't need them for his ass to look twice as good. ]

shut up
dont see why im buying your drinks too

[ and yet, he is still doing as instructed and heading out, wearing a shirt that looks two sizes too small. he's doing it under protest and the promise of booze! ]

[cocoyashi]

[ All according to keikaku. ]

Oh? Are you going to prove me wrong and be the hottest man in the wettest shirt?

BECAUSE YOU OWE ME STUPID.

[mossheaded]

stupid if someones shirt can be wetter

[ are there not wetness rules? should they not all be the same level of wet?!

of course he'll win if he's entering a contest. he has no idea how he can actively be hotter than someone else, but he'll figure it out. ]

fine whatever

[ why does he feel like this is accruing new debt somehow, and not actually paying down what he already has... ]